like or reblog this comment for two thousand children
wait… do we like or reblog to help two thousand children, or to receive two thousand children
Two THOUSAND children.
"what did you do over summer?" “disappoint my parents"
Extreme newtonian physics, the greatest game of HORSE ever by Brodie Smith.
another amazing display of human capacity
if you say something that bothers me ill remember it for the next 5 million years
if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy
ahhahaha just love creepy fucking coworkers and not being able to do anything when they hit your best friend.
tip to make your boobs look bigger: wear 47 bras at once
evil scientist carlos and clueless cecil are my favourite pairing
babies cry because they realize theyre too dumb to read anime with subs yet
i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive
if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later
but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is
really not okay