October 2011
I can't wait for Thanksgiving this year.
After we eat at my house, Jeff and I are going to decorate together. We’re gonna put up the Christmas tree and set up my village and make stockings~ It’s all gonna be super duper cute and I can not wait. c:
THE CONTROLS FOR THIS GAME IS RIDICULOUS.
WHAT IS THIS. I HAVEN’T PLAYED AN ACTUAL GAME IN FOREVER. SINCE PORTAL2 CAME OUT AND I KINDA DON’T COUNT THAT BECAUSE IT ISN’T A HARD GAME. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY THIS GAME IS DIFFICULT FOR ME RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO SMASH SOMETHING.
no i don’t really. but i do want to know why these controls are fucking retarded.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now i'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Playing Catherine~
I’m excited. C:
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so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
eggsammich:
m0llycool:
^lil playa~~
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
is this is the best thing ever omg
omg halp i can’t stop laughing
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
eggsammich:
m0llycool:
^lil playa~~
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
is this is the best thing ever omg
omg halp i can’t stop laughing
Click. It. Omg. →
I need a freaking job.
:(
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Finished my announcements and my outline for my...
The awkwardness when one of your friends is a...
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I hate emailing people stuff.
Everything in my life is made of awkward.
I told Catrina to go crazy before I realized what I said and accidentally sent it. I will never look at her again.
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That moment when you look across the table and...
And you could just stare at them for fucking hours and never get bored.
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poop
spinsthehours:
poop
STINKY BUTT
i want to be well: espectaculo: Lucky you; I found... →
espectaculo:
Lucky you; I found a sweater to wear. I’m wearing sweatpants under my uniform and a long sleeves shirt under my 007. Last night I was running a hell of a fever and Jeff was freaking out and he made me sleep with four blankets and I kept saying I was cold. I just broke my fever a…
There’s no reason we should go to the game. Especially just to do a pre-game show. I know...
i want to be well: espectaculo replied to your... →
spinsthehours:
espectaculo replied to your post: Samantha, let’s wear pretty colors to the senior pictures, deal? :D
Do I look like I care? I don’t have any black shirts with me except for my band shirt and my Transformers shirt lol.
But I don’t want Catrina or Sarah to get all pissy over it, because…
Lucky you; I found a sweater to wear. I’m wearing sweatpants under my uniform and...
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espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
Why are you so fucking melodramatic. You’re bringing a tenor saxophone to my school and dropping it off in the office; no one is going to be paging anyone over this. You are not living in a movie despite what your “voices” tell you, and no I do not need your…
Tell him to shut the fuck up. I will get the goddamn tenor from him. I’m going to be the one...
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ghjalstkfla
spinsthehours:
Why are you so fucking melodramatic. You’re bringing a tenor saxophone to my school and dropping it off in the office; no one is going to be paging anyone over this. You are not living in a movie despite what your “voices” tell you, and no I do not need your “code of honor” bullshit that I’ll never see you again.
This wasn’t even necessary to text me about. Could you just please...
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Samantha just liked my sadness!post.
what. a. bitch. just kidding Sami. please don’t leave me! we’ll steal Beca and get one of those pretty houses and live beside each other and rant every day of our lives.
I just remembered that every time Jeff can't...
“You are my sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me happy When the skies are grey. You’ll never know, dear How much I love you. Please don’t take My sunshine away.”
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Why are you only my mother at your own convenience?