November 2011
I wish I could stop wanting to cry right now.
Okay let me sit back while my boyfriend’s parents yell to me about how much I fucked up his life. Thank you.
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boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
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AP Stat and AP Econ test tomorrow.
The stat one is the only one I’m slightly afraid of. But the review today helped.
GONNA MAKE A 41561654165% BITCHES. FUCK YOUR SHIT. I’M THE BEST ONE IN THE DAMN CLASS CAUSE I CAN MAKE A FUCKING POWERPOINT WHAT.
LOL. Oh, how everyone thinks I’m so great at that class and I’m making a straight up 87.
bonaventure-:
have you ever thought maybe sonic the hedgehog goes so fast because he’s running away from his feelings…………….
Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.
lmaogtfo:
stormcloud:
i don’t care how big or small ur wiener is. what im really attracted to is the wiener inside u. ur heart wiener.
All I want to do today is cry and sleep in Jeff's...
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
I am so hyper now I’m probably annoying Beca on msn shhhh don’t tell her that I know!!!!
I’m like hnnnnnnnng right now Sami. I’m gonna come pick you up and we’re gonna drive and get Jeff and then we’re gonna drive to England. High.
Yes let’s do this right now please oh gosh.
Let me get pants on.
Okay I’ll be...
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
I am so hyper now I’m probably annoying Beca on msn shhhh don’t tell her that I know!!!!
I’m like hnnnnnnnng right now Sami. I’m gonna come pick you up and we’re gonna drive and get Jeff and then we’re gonna drive to England. High.
Yes let’s do this right now please oh gosh.
Let me get pants on.
spinsthehours:
I am so hyper now I’m probably annoying Beca on msn shhhh don’t tell her that I know!!!!
I’m like hnnnnnnnng right now Sami. I’m gonna come pick you up and we’re gonna drive and get Jeff and then we’re gonna drive to England. High.
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I have to pee so bad.
One time I had to pee and we were an hour and a half away from Nashville. And then I almost peed in Jeff’s car.
spinsthehours:
espectaculo replied to your post: If you were to cook a storm, wouldn’t it technically dry up from the heat and no longer rain… so you couldn’t really watch it rain at that point… hmm…
Why not?
Because I’m fantastic.
D E C E P T I O N .
I love Zoology.
And nothing hurts.
Sometimes all I want to do is hump Jeff's legs.
And it sounds weird but Jeff’s legs are very humpable.
I made a spelling mistake in my last post.
It was supposed to be so fucking. Not do fucking.
Lol doe-fucking.
Ew that’s not funny, you nasty.
What even?
Today I shaved my legs and then I got this wild...
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
to smack my legs so they wouldn’t hurt or bleed so bad (that’s what they do to tattoos) and omfg they are do fucking itchy now what the hell.
Laura omg….
I wish everyone in the world was as smart as I am.
Today I shaved my legs and then I got this wild...
to smack my legs so they wouldn’t hurt or bleed so bad (that’s what they do to tattoos) and omfg they are do fucking itchy now what the hell.
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
I told you wrong, they are Gastropods, I’m sorry!! But —- they are NOT bugs. C:
But why what else can I call them, insects???!?!??!
NO. They’re ANIMALS. C:
—
what.
what? Kingdom: ANIMALIA. Phylum: Mullosca. Class: Gastropoda. :3
… oh.
WELP.
I LOVE YOU...
spinsthehours:
belsvagina:
spinsthehours:
The only bugs that don’t terrify me are snails.
Sam…you know snails aren’t bugs right?
NHAKLSWLOER SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD LOL.
I have been left in the dark all this time. D:>
SAMANTHA I LUV U THO. TXT IT. CACHOOGA.
Guys why am I so smart and funny?
It’s too impossible to be this perfect. But hey look. I am.
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
I told you wrong, they are Gastropods, I’m sorry!! But —- they are NOT bugs. C:
But why what else can I call them, insects???!?!??!
NO. They’re ANIMALS. C:
—
what.
what? Kingdom: ANIMALIA. Phylum: Mullosca. Class: Gastropoda. :3
… oh.
WELP.
I LOVE YOU THOUGH. C:
lololololololololol I'm gonna be a DICKtator.
prostitute.
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
I told you wrong, they are Gastropods, I’m sorry!! But —- they are NOT bugs. C:
But why what else can I call them, insects???!?!??!
NO. They’re ANIMALS. C:
—
what.
what? Kingdom: ANIMALIA. Phylum: Mullosca. Class: Gastropoda. :3
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
I told you wrong, they are Gastropods, I’m sorry!! But —- they are NOT bugs. C:
But why what else can I call them, insects???!?!??!
NO. They’re ANIMALS. C:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
The only bugs that don’t terrify me are snails.
Snails are cephalpods.
Kingdom animalia, phylum mullosca, and class cephalpoda. Also. Do you mean marine or terrestrial?
oh my god Laura, I am going to start identifying your organs and tell you all the possible skin conditions that can happen to you in graphic...
SAMANTHA I'M SORRY I TOLD YOU WRONG.
THEY ARE GASTROPODS. CLASS GASTROPODA. SORRY. OOPS. DDDDD:
spinsthehours:
espectaculo:
spinsthehours:
The only bugs that don’t terrify me are snails.
Snails are cephalpods.
Kingdom animalia, phylum mullosca, and class cephalpoda. Also. Do you mean marine or terrestrial?
oh my god Laura, I am going to start identifying your organs and tell you all the possible skin conditions that can happen to you in graphic detail.
But I mean terrestrial.
...
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spinsthehours:
The only bugs that don’t terrify me are snails.
Snails are cephalpods.
Kingdom animalia, phylum mullosca, and class cephalpoda. Also. Do you mean marine or terrestrial?
Point being, snails are not insects. C:
KSU~
why am i so far behind in life?
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I'm a bad person.
it’s so hard to apply to college because I don’t want to go all the way to GSU because of Jeff but I really want to go there and I just suck at everything
